Welcome to the psychiatric hotline
If you’ve obsessive compulsive press 1 repeatedly
If you’re co-dependent please ask someone to press 2
If you’ve multiple personalities please press 3, 4, 5 and 6
If you’ve paranoid delusion, we know who you r, and what you want, just stay online and we’ll trace the call
If you’ve schizophrenia listen carefully, a little voice will tell you which number to press
If you’ve manic depression it doesn’t matter which number u press no one will answer

haa! my mno lecturer said this during like lecture 6 (yes im way behind for my freaking webcast!)

to all asipiring social workers to be check out this webby http://friedsocialworkers.com/ my supervisor gave me the link! n in case ure wondering y friend social workers it's cos of burnout HAAHAA!

im upset. yesh, n now it's not only cos of the incident. i dunno wad to do later in the day.. ):